*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
cause of death: trying to write the first sentence of an essay
"So… How bout that airline food?"
a horrible opening line to a joke isn’t gonna get me into college dammit sarah